RETIREMENT AND THE MEANING OF LIFE
Bill Ladewig
It’s all over the news…The boomers have reached the age of retirement. As the first boomer wave hits 65 they are looking at retirement as their right – something they are entitled to. It’s time to throw off the shackles of the workplace and find that eternal bliss that our parents struggled for after World War II, and finally found when they retired.
Surprisingly, not all baby boomers are running for vacation’s wide open door or the golf course. The baby boomers already have it all. They have enjoyed vacations, traveled to Bali, and seen the Eiffel tower. Their golf game could use some polish but isn’t bad, and they think there has to be more to life than perpetual golf games or volunteering. They want an exciting next stage. They are demanding a new and productive life, a land of grapes and honey, where life is provided for them and they can exist by doing good works that will cleanse their soul. They want to wake up in the morning with something to do that will give them a new lease on life and a promise for a better tomorrow for mankind. They want utopia and they want it now!
With a birthday in 46, I’m on the leading edge of the baby boomer generation. I represent the first of the boomers that have faced the crisis of retirement from a job that I held for over thirty-six years. I was blessed with a choice that not everyone has: I could continue to work or leave. I choose to leave not because of outside pressure but because I knew that it was time to leave. I remember leaving the army in the 70′s under the same feeling. It was time to get on with my life.
Did I know what my retirement life was going to bring? No, a thousand times, no. That was the challenge, a limited income and a sense that I can survive any challenge that is thrown at me. Yes, I’m a true baby boomer – not a wit of sense, but a belief that life is what you make it.
I announced my retirement to the office a year before I was intending to leave, and among the comments the included: “It’s about time!” And “When’s the party?” were genuine statements that they were going to miss me.
I told my wife that there would be no parties for me. “We’re in an economic depression,” I said. I was quickly told that I had to recognize this passage of my life. Maybe, but it seemed more akin to when they told us that we were getting out of Nam and the baby boomers collectively inhaled!
Came the day of retirement and I had decided that she was right and I told her to pack the car because we were going to go look for the meaning of life. She looked at me like I was crazy and maybe that this retirement was not going to be so good. The car was soon packed and with me driving we west and slightly north towards the great state of ten thousand lakes. I was not too familiar with Minnesota but heard that the scenery was beautiful and I was sure among those good Lutherans and Midwesterners that the meaning of life could be found.
After a number of hours, my wife decided that it had been a waste to buy me Mrs G.P.S. Garman since I clearly didn’t listen to any woman. I politely agreed with her and like all baby boomers declared that I believed in social equality and gender equality for all but I had rights too, including the right not to listen to Mrs Garman, if I so desired. Besides I was on a mission to find the meaning of life and she was holding me back.
Our goal was to go to Lake Itasca in the middle of Minnesota.
Rumor had it that the meaning of life was floating around up there and it was free for the taking.
The sky was blue and the air was clear. The sounds of summer were everywhere. Radios blared from car windows open to the sun, construction trucks beeped as they backed up to another pothole, causing the traffic to back up too. It was good to be alive in this part of the world on a June day.
It was a unique day for me at least. It was the first day of retirement and I was footloose and fancy free. No need to worry about the next phone call or piece of mail wondering why I hadn’t responded to the last five dunning letters. No, those problems were someone else’s now! I was in the car with my wife going out to find the meaning of life.
“Do you want me to make reservations for the night?” she asked as if I had lost my mind when I had told her that I was just going to get into the car and start looking for the meaning of life. “What way do we go?” she asked. “When we are looking for this meaning…We have to go somewhere and have to have a plan, don’t we?” Oh, how sensible wives are. “No,” I said. “We will follow the advice of Horace Greely and go west.”
Off we went in our modern-day conestoga wagon, holding our GPS and our cell phones, with a six pack of soda sitting in our cooler and a bag of trail mix. No empty calories for us, my wife insisted.
The trip along I 94 was uneventful except for the occasional person waving as they sped pass us – or gave us a one fingered salute as if in wondering why old people were allowed to use their roads. Past Madison, Wisconsin Dells, and Tomah – westward ho!
“Do you have a clue as to what you’re doing?” my wife asked from the far side of the car, her nose in a book. “No, I don’t but I don’t care. No one is looking to me to solve their problems and I have no appointments that I have to get to on time,” I said. “Besides life is good and I want to feel like I did before I was scheduled to go to Vietnam. I had thirty days to go home from Fort Polk and I took two weeks just driving back, no rules and no cares, greatest feeling of my life, next to marrying you,” I said. “Now I want to discover what life is all about. I think the answer is out there and I want to find it before I’m so old that I won’t care. Haven’t you ever wondered what life is all about?” I asked her.
“Not since I figured out you’re certifiably insane and need a keeper,” she said without smiling. A few minutes later she volunteered the opinion that at my age I should be back home cutting grass, but she supposes crazy people are more interesting than everyone else. “I love you anyway!” she said, putting her hand over mine.
Well, maybe I should be smoking grass, I thought, as the miles ripped by. Then I realized those days were gone too. God, but the sixties seemed just like yesterday with tie-dyed bandanas, madras shirts and sandals. My hair was longer then… no, I actually had hair then, and I didn’t care about the meaning of life. I just existed, going along with what I was supposed to do, harnessed by an invisible strap that pulled me down the family, work and community track. Trying to do my best because that was expected of me, and that was what everyone did…just trying to get ahead in life, one boring day after another boring day.
Now I was in a car, escaping from conformity at about 75 miles per hour, looking for the pot of gold. I’d known for a long time that I wasn’t going to get it from working in the office – that dream had died a natural death as the day to day struggles had worn me down. Now the question becomes where is the answer? Did the Beatles have it right? Was it in the sky with diamonds or hanging out with Lucy, or perhaps Timothy Leary and his obsession with LSD.
I had never been driven by the demons of the drug culture, and my observations over the years has been that drugs were a road that led nowhere but the darkest places of your mind and frankly that didn’t seem like a place that I was interested in.
The road that I was interested in was the one I was on now. It had twists and turns and seemed to have a lot of inclines and declines but it went straight ahead and I thought at least I was getting somewhere. Finally up ahead I saw the sign that said Mississippi River, just past it was the Minnesota state line.
Eureka – an epiphany moment! I knew what I had to do. Looking at my wife, I said,” Find the headwaters of the Mississippi and figure a route to get to it.” Soon we were on our way to Lake Itasca somewhere in the middle of a state that I was not familiar with except that the Vikings had a quarterback by the name of Bret Favre and he used to play for our beloved Packers.
The next miles flew by in total boredom. Much like Wisconsin, Minnesota seems to have invested in farms and cows with an occasional town thrown in to ensure that the locals can have gas and food on Friday night along with a fish fry and a beer or two.
There were two exits for Lake Itasca, either indicating that there is a large demand for going or coming from there or that the federal government had been taken by some smooth talking politician from The Great State of Minnesota. Pulling off at the second exit it quickly became obvious that the smooth talking politician was responsible for this place, as we were surrounded by pine trees on a road that stretched for miles with no other cars in sight. Eventually we came to a wood post that indicated a right turn would take us toward water. Following it, we ultimately came upon a visitor’s building. “Let’s use the facilities and get a map.” I said to my wife who by now was sorely annoyed with my search for the meaning of life. However, admitting that I wanted to follow a map definitely got her attention and she asked me if I was feeling OK?
“There it is, “I said as I pointed to the headwaters. It’s only ten miles away so let’s go. They have a boat trip we can take tomorrow, leaving at 10:00 in the morning.” My wife didn’t understand why it would take the rest of the day and night to go ten miles to catch a boat ride.
Back in the car I could feel my enthusiasm take over my body. Take the first right, then the second left, pull into the parking lot, two hundred feet to the headwaters. I hurried out of the car and walked over the wooden path stopping at a circle in the sidewalk that told me that I was at a point that was in the exact place that four watersheds meet, rivers going to the Atlantic, Hudson Bay, Pacific, and Gulf of Mexico. Down a wooden path I walked, until I came across the head waters of the mighty Mississippi. There surrounded by maybe twenty-five people, all tourists with cameras and kids in tow, I saw it – a trickle of shallow water less than twenty feet wide flowing from a lake. Two men were wading across, while four or five children were walking across a small line of boulders that created a line of demarcation from the lake to a small stream that was more like a puddle that babbled away to the North. Could this be the mighty Mississippi? Well the sign said it was, but I had seen bigger streams coming out of showerheads in the Army
I looked at my wife and she could see my disappointment, “Is that it? “I asked. “What did you expect, a fountain with the water coming out of a little boy’s penis!” she asked.
“No but I sure thought that it would be bigger than this!”I gulped. I can’t believe that I came all this way to see a twenty foot wide canal. But I’m here, I guess I’ll walk across.”
Pulling my shoes off, I hiked up my shorts and proceeded across the Mississippi on foot, feeling somewhat as Jesus must have felt when walking on water…or maybe more like some rube that has been taken by a fast talking swindler. Not satisfied by doing it once, I repeated it by going back. Pulling my shorts down back down to my waist I realized that I hadn’t even gotten my clothes wet.
“Well, let’s get something to eat” I said as I put my shoes back on. Walking to the car I bemoaned my disappointment in the event. However, fish fry in a German restaurant in town soon brought my spirits back.
After a night’s sleep in one of the only hotels in town, because most people preferred to camp in the park, we returned to the park and drove around the lake which was really a fairly good size lake with only one small outlet. We found the boat that took us around the lake, filling us in on its history and how the headwaters were discovered. We were given another view of the headwaters from the waterside. What had seemed disappointing from the shore was made only marginally better from the lake side. There were no powerful rapids that ripped away from the lake. The water’s motion was more like pulling the plug in the bathtub to let the water out.
Soon we were back in the car and on our way back to Wisconsin. “Well let me have it!” I said as I awaited the “I told you that you weren’t going to find the meaning of life and even if does exist, it sure wasn’t going to be found in Minnesota” proclaimation. But in the way only a wife can, she said, “Well honey, are you happy that you were able to find the meaning of life?”
“I drove for about another fifty miles and looked over at her and smiling said,” You know honey, I think I did…life is like a river, it starts small and flows from a bigger life like a parent that gives birth to a baby. It seems so small at the beginning that it can’t even walk but as it goes along it joins other lakes and gets stronger, sometimes other streams join it and it gets bigger and bigger sometimes it’s banks overflows in places it’s not suppose to go. Sometimes there is a drought and it gets weaker and barely seems to be able to carry on, and sometimes it floods creating destruction in its wake. It starts in the headwaters but keeps flowing through the riverbed until it gets to the wide delta where it starts to ebb by spreading out to its destination, joining a larger area before it enters a larger body of water and dissipates into the great unknown of the ocean and loses it’s identity. When you look back at the river, you can see where it has created other rivers that flow and bring sustenance and existence to all that they touch. I know, honey, that it may sound stupid but I think that life is like the Mississippi River and I think I can compare my life to the river. I started as a baby and came in contact with other rivers that made me who I am. I have had travails and tribulations but my life just kept flowing along until I guess I’ll approach my death by joining the vast unknown of a vast sea that awaits at the end of every river.”
“Wow!” my wife said.
“ I guess what I’m saying is that the meaning of life lies in nature and that we are all just part of a great plan that starts when it starts and goes along like a tumbleweed, rolling down the years, with children and jobs to enjoy during life and as you approach the end that you have an opportunity to consider that there is no ending until you dissipate. The meaning of life is that you know it when you get there so you might as well just keep enjoying it until it ain’t there anymore. Carpe diem everyone!